Trump Says He Was ‘Unaware’ That Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un & Jared Fogle...
President Trump held a surprise rally late this morning in which Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un, and Jared Fogle all appeared on stage with him. When asked to explain why they were all there, Trump tried...
View ArticleInside Source: Hunter Biden’s Defective Laptop Keeps Playing ‘Someone Like...
An anonymous informant from inside the FBI leaked to reporters today that authorities are still trying to learn what’s on Hunter Biden’s laptop. Apparently, the device is driving agents crazy because...
View ArticleMassive Fraud Incapable Of Correctly Identifying Massive Fraud
(Palm Beach, FL) An area man, who perfectly fits the definition of a con artist, has been embarrassing himself by repeatedly and incorrectly telling everyone he’s uncovered proof of massive fraud in...
View ArticleWow! Can You Spot The Subtle Differences Between The Official Oath Of Office...
Do you think you can you spot the differences between the official Oath of Office and what Donald Trump said during his inauguration? For some, it’s not as easy at it may seem. Here’s the Official...
View ArticleBREAKING: Hunter Biden’s Laptop Has Classified Docs, Proof He Was Behind Jan...
Correction!!! We apologize for inaccurately reporting on this story. The mistakes have since been redacted. Here’s an update: The aforementioned stolen classified documents, proof of orchestrating...
View ArticleBrittney Griner Forced To Stand For 10 National Anthems, Say 25 Pledges of...
Republicans refused to cooperate with President Biden’s attempts to free WNBA star Brittney Griner from Russian prison until he agreed that she will be required to stand for 10 national anthems, say 25...
View ArticleParty-Curious Kyrsten Sinema Switches From Democrat To Independent Just To...
The very brave, former Democrat Krysten Sinema decided to admit to her colleagues today that she is, in fact, an independent. “This may come as a shock to some,” Sinema stated. “But I cannot be more...
View ArticleRarest Trump Trading Card Is Ivanka In A Thong: There’s Only One & Trump Has...
Donald Trump’s “big announcement” today was that he’s releasing digital trading cards starting at $99 each. He added that he holds the rarest card of all. “Think of it like baseball cards. Some are...
View ArticleDespite Drawing Straws, Marjorie Taylor Greene & Lauren Boebert Unable To...
The feud between Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert is dramatically increasing in intensity. The congresswomen – who had previously been buddies that heckled Joe Biden during his first State of...
View ArticleDisney’s ‘It’s a Small World’ Has 48 Dolls Left After Ron DeSantis Airdrops...
In an effort to eradicate “woke entertainment,” while testing new laws that would “get rid of race mixing,” Florida Governor Ron DeSantis admitted today that he was behind the effort to airdrop 252...
View ArticleMcConnell’s Doctor Says Knowledge of Senator’s Missing Heart & Brain Ruled...
WASHINGTON D.C. – In a shocking medical revelation, Mitch McConnell’s personal doctor, Dr. Felix Mortimer, took to the podium to address the nation about the senator’s “freezing incident,” announcing...
View ArticleConservatives Propose Mandatory Silencers To Limit Panic During Mass Shootings
Washington, D.C. — In a surprising turn of events on Capitol Hill, conservatives are pushing to pass gun control legislation with the newly proposed H.U.S.H. act. The bill, which would require all guns...
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